jesus did it

on our way home today jack started screaming. he's a little dramatic.
me: what?! are you okay?!
jack: no, i'm so mad!!
me: why? what happened?
jack: jesus gave me the badest feet in the whole universe!
me: uh, okay. why are they bad feet?
jack: cause i got water on them and they won't dry.
me: seriously?

yeah, i'm just glad it's not me he's mad at.