Sweetheart Boy

Conversation with Jack

Jack: Mommy, you hold my hand when we cross the street?

Me: That's right. Mommy holds your hand so the cars don't get you.

Jack: No! I hold your hand, mommy. I protect my sweetheart mommy cause I your sweetheart boy.

I know what you're thinking...wow, this little boy is the cutest. thing. ever.

You're right. He is. And he's all mine!

Puzzled

For the life of me, I couldn't figure out why everyone was staring at Jack

today at the store.

Then it hit me.

His shoes were on the wrong feet.

oops!

Let's Be Honest

Libby-

No way are you Ryan's favorite aunt.